I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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