your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The power of my boobs compel you
not ubering you a puppy
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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