'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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