You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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