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Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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