Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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