I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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