Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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