Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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