Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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