He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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