No, you can still breathe under the balls.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
