How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
