In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
