I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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