Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
At least life still wants to fuck me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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