I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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