mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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