I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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