I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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