If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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