the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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