Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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