I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You ruined the universe
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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