question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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