she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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