Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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