office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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