weddingsv make me drug and hornr
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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