At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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