you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
