What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think i got beer on your cat.
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