Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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