I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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