We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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