Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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