yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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