stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
