so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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