"it" just moved
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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