idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the condom got lost in my hair
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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