Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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