i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
be right there i have to get my cape
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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