The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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