It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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