I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Dick very happy bro
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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