i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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