My balls are so social today.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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