As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Randomize
