So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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